I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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