I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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