I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize
