But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
that is very illegal...i love you.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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