i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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