even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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