No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I've blown a few things in my day
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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