Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
