Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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