He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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