I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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