"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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