We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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