Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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