I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Randomize
