goodnight i made you a song goodbye
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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