doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He passed out mid-signature
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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