is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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