took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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