Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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