Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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