But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Drunk is not a location!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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