lets start a swedish sibling band together
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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