i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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