Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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