I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
