What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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