Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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