Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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