maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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