My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
