Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
we're so committed to being not committed
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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