There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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