so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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