He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
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