How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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