Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
This is the high leading the old right now
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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