what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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