Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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