I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
