All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
