how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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