We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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