he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm always down for nudity.
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