you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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