i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
We talked him into tasing himself.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
