Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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