Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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