His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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