So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
How naked do you want me to be?
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