I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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