And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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