Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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