I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Did you pee in the oven last night??
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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